Seriously Bro?

It's like that?

Maintenance issues, sounds like a good excuse for everything!

I just returned from the oldest of Hawaiian islands for a much needed break and the celebrate a new stage in life.  No, Gary, I didn’t have surgery… I just got married.  *thank you*, *thank you*, *thank you* I’m going to sound like Kenny Tarmac here for a minute… Our first leg was SDF to [...]

Asshat in the left hand lane

As I was making my way back to the double wide from work today I was stopped at a red light in the right hand lane..I try my best to not text while I drive, but like most of all of us I’m guilty of it though..So as I’m sitting, waiting for the light to [...]

Be a Man, Bro

Guys who take crap from their women in public places piss me off. I was at the mall the other day, buying cigarettes and brass knuckles, and I was kinda stuck behind this couple for a few steps. The dude’s girlfriend was nagging him relentlessly because he bought “the wrong thing.” “I can’t believe you [...]

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Hey, I’ll see you on the flip side

Sorry for the lack of updates I’ve been pretty busy living my life, so back off! Just kidding, sort of. I’ve complied a list of things that have made me stop and think, Seriously, bro? over the last couple weeks, so here we go…. – People who have “Established in” tattoos, if you can’t remember [...]

Miserableness

Dear Heat, seriously, bro? Yours Truly, Sweaty in Cincinnati

fuck this week!

So this week in review has been a huge mess. A.I’ve had to sleep alone every night! B. My cousin was stabbed out in cleves. C. My stepmom had a stroke! D.And last but not least my car is blocked in the driveway by the tree that fell on the power lines at my new [...]

Heat!

Heat plz go away. I have been sitting on my ass for three hours at Danas and I am still sweating!

Reading… you might try it…

I posted awhile back on my social media outlet of choice looking for recommendations for a Louisville limousine operator.  I got a timely response pointing me in the direction of someone with an 859 number… Thank you for the recommendation… Phone: 8, 5, 9, boop boop beep, beep beep, boop beep Limo Dude: Hello? (startled, [...]

Why do stupid people leave the house?

So a while back Judy and I went out to check out a new establishment that opened by our double wide, on it’s grand opening night.  The Old Kentucky Bourbon Bar, as it is aptly named carries, 99% Bourbon with the other 1% being Scotch, and Irish Whisky.  So we roll in, grab a couple [...]

Two Bitches

I met up with some friends in Over-the-Rhine the other night. Bakersfield, to be exact. Now, this joint is not very big, it’s kind of shoulder-to-shoulder at peak time, so there’s not a ton of personal space, and there’s not really much surplus space. It’s not a big deal, because it’s a happy bar, with [...]

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